Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,
Dost tarse teri yari ko,
Yar tarse pyar ko,
hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!
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have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...
Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
Ke Lagta hai ki...
Aaj bhi TU...
Nahin
'NAHAYA'.....
PERFUME LAGAYA..
..........sweet sms..........
nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy, nobody likes u, nobody misses u, nobody buy good things for u, nobody cares about u, Dont cry nobody is my name
Mandir main Jaap karta hu,
Man main prabhu ka nam leta hu,
Kahin Insan se Khuda na ban jaun,
isliye tumhe SMS karke
roz ek Paap karta hu!!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Life is only traveled ONCE,
Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY.
Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice day..
Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta
..........sweet sms..........
Duniya mein 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
..... Paisa ..................
.......Maut............
.........aur.........
.........aur......]
.......aur.......
aur.........
mera SMS
love is gr8, love is fine, it picks u up wen u r down, I love u and i always will, uve filled a space no one can fill.
..........sweet sms..........
GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!!
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hai armano k liye dost 1 mehfil hai anjano k liye dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye
Car Se takrakar kabutar behosh ho gaya.
Kisi ne usay uthakar pinjare mai may rakh diya.
Hosh aane par "Aalila me jail mai, car wala mar gaya kya?"
.........funny sms......
3 mice were boasting about their bravery Mouse1: I poisoned the dogs meat Mouse2: I ate cheese from the trap Mouse3:Guys I'm leaving,i hav a date with my cat
.........funny sms......
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
.........funny sms......
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
.........funny sms......
Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
.
Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b bnd ho jae ga
Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chalao?
Pathan's wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar fan on karengy to candle nahi bujh jayege kia.
.........funny sms......
I m flower bt rose is u
I m star bt moon is u
I m stone bt diamond is u
I m sky bt sun is u
I m tree bt
Us pe latka bandar is u....:p
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
.........funny sms......
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women
.........funny sms......
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly...
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