miscellaneous sms

Stri Aur Purush Ke Aansuo Me Yahi Antar Hai Ki Stri Ke
Aansu Farmaish Puri Hone Se Pahle Nikalte Hai Jabki
Purush Ke Aansu FARMAISH Puri Ho Jane Ke Baad…

Guddu Dusre Mitra Se- “Yaar, Meri Guddi Mera Bilkul Bhi Kaha Nahi Manti.
Jo Kahta Hun Uska Ulta Karti Hai.”
“Tab To Tum Nire Murkh Ho, Mai Apni Patni Ko Wah Kahta Hun Jo Mai Nahi Chahtaa Aur Wah Karti Wahi Hai
Jo Ki Mai Dil Se Chahta Hu.” Dusre Dost Ne Uttar Diya.

Guddu Abhi Office Se Aya Hi Tha Ki Guddi Us Par Roj Ki
Tarah Baras Padi. Guddu Chupchap Uski Bate Sunta
Raha. Kuchh Der Bad Guddi Shant Ho Gai.
Usne Guddu Se Kaha- “Aaj Maine Tumhe Roj Ki Apeksha Doguni Bate Sunai Tab Bhi Bahut Shant Ho?’
“Haa, Kyonki Mai Savaa Mahine Ke Liye OFFICE Ke
Kamse Bahar Ja Raha Hu.” Guddu Ne Bahut Hi Itminan Se Utar Diya.

Ek Din Guddu Ne Ladaai Karke Guddi Ne Kaha- “Mai Bahut Bevkuf Thi Jo Tumse Shadi Ki.”
“Chalo, Kisi Na Kisi Rup Me Apni Ek Sachchai To Kabul Ki.
” Guddu Ne Guddi Ki Taraf Dekhte Hue Kaha.

Wish you and your family a better tomorrow, good health & Happy
Festivities. Wish that success will be the crowning achievement of all
your efforts. May this festival of Lights Brighten up your Lives &
Spirits.

Priy Doston Aap sabko HindiSMS.Org ki aur se Deepawali ki Shubh
Kaamnaayein. Aasha karte hain ki aap sab kei liye yeh Tayohaar Shubh
aur mangalmay ho. Shubh Kaamnao kei saath…

The Worldwide emergency number for Mobile Phones is 112. When you are out of coverage area merely dial 112 and the mobile will search for any existing network. This number 112 can be dialed even while the keypad is locked. That’s part of the GSM standard. GSM standards accept that code to remap to the local emergency number, be it 911, 111, 999, or in our case 100.

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”

Otho Pe Hassi Diol Me Khushi, Gum Ka Kabhi Naam Na Ho. Aap Ko Duniyan Kee Sari Khushiyaan Milen. Oon Khushiyon Kee Kabhi Sham Na Ho. (Happy Dipawali)

Har Khusi Ab Juda Si Lagti Hai
Zindagi Ab Khafa Se Lagti Hai

Jane Wala Chala Gaya Tu To Chhod Kar Mujhe…
Duniya K Har Rashte Har Mod Per…..
Teri Jarurat Si Lagti Hai..

Tere Aane Ki Ummid Per Baithey Hai Zinda
Ke Ab To Suraj Ki Har Kiran..
Tere Aane Ki Roshni Si Lagti Hai

Zinda Hu Yeh Meri Majburi Hai ..
Agar Hota Tera Saath….
To Maut Bhi Zindagi Si Lagti Hai..

Mar Jaau Uska Gam Nahi Hai Mujhe
Or Sayad..
Mujhe Dard Dene Main Tujhe Khusi Si Lagti Hai

Firdous Ki Khusboo Ati Hai
Woh Naseeb Wala Hai Jise Mile Firdous
Ao Aaj Hum Koshish Karein
Usse Paane Ki, Jise Hum Ne Abhi Talak Paya Hi Nahin

Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”

Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Ramadan.
Hope this Ramadan brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness
for you!
HAPPY Ramadan

Everyday Sun Rise To Give Us A Message That Darkness
Will Always Be Beaten By Light.
Let Us Follow The Same
Natural Rule And Enjoy The
Festival Of Good Defeats
Evil.

Happy Dashhara

May this Dasara,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dasara.

On this auspicious occasion,
I wish the color, bliss and beauty
Of this festival…
Be with you throught the year!
Happy dasara

This Navratri, May You Be Blessed With Good Fortune
As Long As Ganeshji’S Trunk,
Wealth And Prosperity As Big As His Stomach,
Happiness As Sweet As His Ladoos
And May Your Trouble Be As Small As His Mouse.

hindi gazal

Nahi jina muze thak gayi hu
Raah takte takte roz mar rahi hu
Zalim kya rog laga gaya tu
jakar bhi roz yaad aata he tu..

Nazar bhar k dekha na kuch baat ki..
To kyo aarzu ki mulakat…
Ye rasman bhi koi nahi puchta…
Kahan din guzara??
Kahan raat ki………
Pata ye chala vo to ha SANGDIL
Use kadr kya mere JAZBAAT KI………..
Tumhe pa k bhi hum akele rahe…………………..
Ajab DURIYAN hain ye halaat ki……..,,
Kasam hai na bulegi ”
MALIKA” Kabhi
Jo ghadiyan guzari tere sath ki………………….!!!!

Kisay Pukaarein Hum Is Hujoom-e-Gham Mein
Ke Sub Hi Hamaray Aazamaye Huey Hain

Tum Hi Ne Hamein Kar Diya Tanha
Warna Hum To Ta’alluq Nibhaey Huay Hain

Dheemay Dheemay Aansoo Dil Se Girtay
Ke Hum Apna Gham Sub Se Chupaey Huay Hain

Un Shaano Tak Ab Rasaai Na Rahi
Jin Shano Pe Aansoo Bahaye Huay Hain

Hum Karein Ab Kisi Per Kaisay Bharosa
Ke Zamane Se Dhokay Khaaey Huay Hain

Khushion Se Bhi Ab To Lagta Hay Dar
Is Qadar Zakham Hum Ne Khaye Huay Hain

Ab Dast-e-Shanasai Na BaRhayein Gay Hum
Ke Zamane Bhar Se Thukraye Huey Hain…

Hi friends,
There are few things which touches your heart.

Zindagi sabhi ko mili ho ye zaroori to nahi
aag gulshan mai baharen bhi laga sakti hai
Sirf Bijli hi giri ho ye zaroori to nahi
Neeend to dard ke bistar pe bhi aa sakti hai
Teri aahosh mai hi sar ho ye zaroori to nahi

Gazlon ka hunar saki ko sikhayenge
roange magar aansu nahi aayenge
Keh dena samandar se, Hum Oas ke moti hai
Dariya ke tarah tughse milne nahi Aayenge

Aachi surat ko sawarne ki zaroorat kya hai
Sadgi bhi to kayamet ke ada hoti

Apna ghar, apna gaon, apne log
inki keemat, toh, wo pardeshi jaante hain,
Choot gayi rozi roti ki talaash me,
Sarzami jinki darbadar ho,

Banatey hai ghonsla kisi or saakh pe.
Par kya itnaa aasaan hota hai,
pardesh me ghar basaanaa.
Takleef toh wo hi jaanta hai

Choota hai jiska ghar gaon.
khuda tujhe mai nahi maanta.
Par fir bhi ek iltiza tujhse
Sab ko

Chandini Raatoun Me Kuch Bheege Qiyaloun Ki TarahMein Ne Chaha Hai Tumhe Din ke Ujaloun Ki TarahGuzre The Jo Kuch Lamhe Tumhare SathMeri Yaadoun Me Chamakte Hain Woh Sitaroun Ki TarahAshk Behte Hain Aankhoun Me Nadiyoun Ki TarahTere Aane Ki Qabar Aayi Hai Jab BhiMein Jee Uthi Hoon Insanoun Ki TarahTujh Se Bichad Ke Kahin Chain Naa AayaMein Dhoondti Phir Rahi Hoon Tumhe Deewanoun Ki Tarah

good night sms

Namaskar.
This is ALL Pak ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION
Mid night service.
Our aim is to disturb the sleep of others.Thank u..
GOOD NIGHT……………………


Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.
Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!
Gudnite!

good morning sms

You r my sweet SONA,
I don’t want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart’s KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Subh ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,
Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh Jannat si Zamin de Aapko.

Guds Mrng

Suraj ki pahli kiran
Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!!
..Gud mrng

Morning is God’s way of saying:
“One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul…”
Gud Morg…

A cup of hot hello’s,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success.
Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely…!Gud Mrng..!

Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se svera ho gya.

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.

Look Outside
It’s So Pleasent !
Sun Smiling For You !
Trees Dancing For You
Wind Singing For You !
Because,
I have told them all To Wish You..
Good Morning…

A
Aitbaar

B
Bharosa

C
Chahat

D
Dosti

E
Enayat

F
Faisla

G
Gham

H
Hamdam

I
Intezaar

J
Justuju

K
Khayal

L
Lamhye

M
Mohabat

N
Narazgi

O
Omeed

P
Piyar

Q
qismat

R
rishtye

S
samjhota

T
tamanna

U
udasiyan

V
virasat

W
wada

X
xcuse

Y
Yaden

Z
Zindagi

Zindagi in hi namon ka 1 naam hai,
Yehi hai zindagi,
SO enjoy karo or karte raho,
Good Morning.

Twinkle Twinkle lazy star
Kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi pee le chai,
then call me up and say “HI”
Good Morning
Have a Nice Day+

ishq sms

Yaadon mein meri tum aaya na karo
Yun baar baar bevaqt hamein sataaya na karo
Pyar karte ho tum bhi humse maloom hai yeh
Yun sabke saamne beithke sharmaaya na karo

Karenge tumse wafa hum har ghadi
Kabhi shikaayat ka mauka na denge tumhein
Haste haste guzaarenge zindagi ka har lamha
Kabhi roothne ka mauka na denge tumhein

Jagaaya unhone aisa ke aaj tak so na sakke
Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein….
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sakke
Neendh aankhon se udh gayi hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap….
Kahin mujhe pyar toh nahin hogaya hai You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me

Bikhri si inn zulfo ko tu apni ungliyo se aake savaar le
Mere khwaab mein aa ke mere saath yeh tanha raat guzaar le
Hota nahin ab inn meethi yaadon se mera guzaara
Marr na jaau kahin iss se pehle mujhe dil se pukaar le

Teri sabhi baatein baar baar yaad karna acha lagta hai..
Tumhein khud mein mehsoos karna acha lagta hai..
Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare..
Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai

Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai…

“KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE”

hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein
ki shayad koi humhein bhi yad kartaa hein
beshak milne naa aaye par
char lamhein humpar barbad to karta hein” Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye. Aap ke chahne wale bohot honge, lekin hum bhi kuch kum nahi,
Aap ke naam ke siway hume koi naam yaad nahi,
Aap ko yaad karne ke siway hume kuch kaam nahi,
Dil karta hai sirf ek baar pardes aanke tumhe dekh lu,
Phir maut bhi aae to koi gum nahi…. Missing u a lot my love…… Duniya mein aisa phool nahin jis mein khushboo na ho
Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
Hamari zindagi mein aisa ek pal nahin
Jis mein “A” aap ki yaad na ho Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon..!!!!

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khayal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte. !!!

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi… Zindagi Sirf Muhabbbat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Zulf-O-Rukhsaar Ki Jannat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai. Bhook Aur Pyaas Ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein,
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.

Sitare to bohot hai, magar Chand jaisa koi nahi,
Phool to bohot hai, magar Gulab jaisa koi nahi,
Shayar to bohot hai ees duniya main, magar Aap jaisa koi nahi,
Aur dost to bohot hai hamare, magar Aap jaisa Heera(diamond) koi nahi…

Poocho na us kaagaz se,
jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain,
Tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,
woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain..Jis Ki Qurbat Mein Karar Bohat Hai,
Usss Ka Milna Dushwar Bohat Hai,
Jo Meray Haathon Ki Lakiron Mein Nahin,

Usss Shaks Se Humain Piyar Bohat Hai..

Kya kahen kuch kaha nahi jaata.
Dard mitha hae par saha nahi jata.
Rishta ban gaya is qadar aap se
Bin yaad kiye aapko ab raha nahi jata

ik Gazal us pe likhuu.N dil kaa takaazaa hai bahut
in dinon Khud se bichhar jaane kaa dharakaa hai bahut

raat ho din ho Gafalat ho ki bedaarii ho
usko dekhaa to nahiin hai use sochaa hai bahut

tashnagii ke bhii muqaamaat hain kyaa kyaa yaanii
kabhii dariyaa nahiin kaafii, kabhii qatraa hai bahut

mere haathon kii lakiiron ke izaafe hain gavaah
main ne patthar kii tarah Khud ko taraashaa hai bahut

hindi jokes

Teacher 2 student : What’s Your Cast ?
Student : Pehle to hum Pandit The,
Fir Rajput Hue,
Fir Baniya ho Gaye,
Abhi Hai Darji,
Or
Aage AMMI ki Marzi.

Agar Basanti Ki Mausi Thakur Ko Rakhi Bandhe to Basanti
or Thakur Ka Kya Rishta Hua ? ? ?
Socho…..
Socho…..
Kuch Bhi Nahi Apna Apna Kaam Karo
Thakur Ke Haath Hi Nahi The.

If People Say You are Crazy,
be patient,
You are monkey relax,
You are Mad,
be cool,
but
if they say you are Smart ,
Thappad lagana Saale ko !
Mazaak ki bhi had hoti hai.

Boy & Girl in restuarant:
Boy-main last bar puch raha hu,
um mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl- nahi
Boy-soch lo
Girl-keh diya na nahi
Boy-waiter bill alag alag lana.

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,
Uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,
mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Ek Din CHINTU Ne Apne Dost Ko Bataya- “Meri Bivi PINKI Itni Dayalu Hai Ki Wah Bartan Dhone Wale Ko Pani Garm Karke Deti Hai. Dono Time Chay Aur Khana Bhi Deti Hai.”
“Kamaal Hai! Aaj Ki Mahilaye Itni Udaar Ho Sakti Hai, Par Tumhare Yaha Bartan Kaun Dhotaa Hai?” Mitra Ne Puchha.
“Mai.” CHINTU Ne Jawab Diya.

Ek Taange Ki Ghodi Jab Chalte-Chalte Ruk Jati, To Kochvaan CHINTU Utarakar Uske Saamane Gana Gata.
Gana Sunkar Ghodi Phir Se Chalne Lag Jaati Thi.
Aakhir Tang Aakar Taange Me Baithi Hui Savari Ne CHINTU Se Puchha- “Bhai, Ye Kya Kissa Hai? Tumhari Ghodi Gana Sunkar Aage Kyo Badhti Hai?”
CHINTU Ne Batayaa- “Babu Ji, Vastav Me Yah Baarat Ki Ghodi Hai……”

CHINTU Ne Apni Patni PINKI Se Puchha- “PINKI Darling Mere Rishtedaro Me Tum Kise Sabse Jyadaa Chahti Ho, Is Baat Ka Jawab Do.”
“Tumhari Saas Ji Ko.” Patni PINKI Ne Ek Pal Sochkar Jawab Diya.”

PINKI Ne Apni Padosin Ki Ladki Se Kaha- “Akhir Baat Kya Hai, Tum Muje Dekhte Ho Aankhe Kyo Churakar Bhag Jati Ho?”
“Juth Na Bolo PINKI Anti. Chori Karne Ki Meri Aadat Nahi Hai.” Chh Saal Ki Ladki Ne Kaha.

Ek Private Narsing Home Me Bharti Daulatamand CHINTU Ji Ne Khubsurat Nars PINKI Se Kaha- “Sister Mai Tumse Shadi Karna Chahtaa Hu.”
“Sorry! Apke Parivar Me “Sister” Se Shadi Karne Ka Rivaz Hai?” PINKI Ne Jawab Diya

Kisi Kaam Se Pados Ki Ek Vruddh Mahila PINKI Ke Ghar Aai ! Aupachariktaawash Unke Liye Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Sharbat Banakar Le Aai.
“Bahu, Mai Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Nahi Piungi.” Vruddh Mahila Ne Kaha.
“Is Par Paas Baithi PINKI Ki Chh Varshiy Putri Boli- “Isi Me Pi Lijiye. TUT Gaya To Mammi Kuchh Nahi Kahegi.”

Guddi (Apni Saheli Nirjaa Se)- “Maine Apne Pati Guddu Ko Unki Ashiqmijaji Par Bahut Kharikhoti Sunayi.”
Nirjaa- “Fir To Bechare Sharm Se Pani-Pani Ho Gaye Honge?”
Guddi- “Are Nahi, Ulte Kahne Lage Ki Tumhe Bhi Ameriki Rashtrpati Ki Patni Se Sabak Sikhna Chahiye.

Guddi (Guddu Se)- “Darling, Kal Ham Shadi Karne Ja Rahe Hai. Mai Tumse Kuchh Nahi Chhipana Chahti.
Apne Pichhale Prem Prasango Ke Bare Me Tumhe Sab Kuchh Bata Dena Chahti Hu.”
Guddu- “Tumne To 2 Saptah Pahle Hi Sab Kuchh Bata Diya Hai.”
Guddi- “Par Wah To 2 Saptah Pahle Ki Bat Hai. Is Bich To….”

Rajnish Purohit

Doctor- “Kya Baat Hai?’
Guddu- “Muje Kutte Ne Kat Liya Hai.”
Doctor- “Kya Tumhe Malum Nahi Hai Ki Mai 7 Baje KeBad Kisi Rogi Ko Nahi Dekhta?”
Guddu- “Ji, Malum Hai, Magar Yah Bat Kutte Ko Malum Nahi Thi.”

“Akhir T.V. Me Aisi Kya Khubi Hai, To Tum Hamesha Usi Se Chipke Rahate Ho?’
Guddi Ne Guddu Se Jara Jallakar Kaha.
Guddu Ne Jawab Diya- “Dabbu Ki Mammi,
Mai Jab Chahu T.V. Ka Munh To Band Kar Sakta Hu.”

Misses PINKI Apne Padosi Ke Yaha Bachcha Hone Par Unke Saat Saal Ke Bete CHINTU Se Boli- ‘Ab To Tumhare Yaha Naya Bebi Aa Gaya Hai?”
CHINTU Munh Bichkaakar Bola- “Aunti! Use Naya Kahti Hai? Are! Jab Wah Rota Hai To Lagta Hai Ki Kai Saalo Se Rona Sikh Raha Ho.”

Cinemahall Me Guddu Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Guddu Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Muje Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film Ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Ham Bhi Kaha Aap Ko Suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Baatchit Chal Rahi Hai.” Unme Se Guddi Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.

Rajnish Purohit

Kabhi insan galat ya sahi nahi hota,
waqt use galt ya sahi banata he,
koi dekhta he kichad me kamal
aur kisi ko chand me b dag najar ata…
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Mera NaaM BoL Ke
Soya Karo
Khidki KhoL Takia Mod Ke
Soya Karo

HuM B Aayege TuMhare
KhayaLo Me
IsLiye Thodi Jagah Chod Ke
Soya Karo
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Hum ho gaye fana mohabat k is zamane me
Saja k tor pe mili maut paimane me
Mohabat ne nakam kar diya
Warna khubiyaan aur b thi iss diwane me
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Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha Santa Ne New SIM Kharid Kar Use SMS Kia Maine Wo Sim Band Kar Dia He Ab Tera Baap b Tang Nahi Kar Sakta..
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Ab To Iqrar Kar Lo
Aur Na Tadpao
Ab To Bata Do
Aur Na Sharmao
Arre Bol Bhi Do
Ki
Aap
Humse
Bhi Zyada Kanjus Ho SmS Karne Me
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Santa’s Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai ..
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Ravi- “Inka Swasthya Bahut Achchha Hai, Kya Khate Hai?”
Nirmal- “Tamaatar.”
Ravi- ” Aur Pite Kya Hai?”
Nirmal- “Soda Water.”
Ravi- “Inke Haath Me Kya Hai?”
Nirmal- “Tharmomitar. ”
Ravi- “”Yaha To Sab Tar-Tar Hai.
Maine Kisi Ke Ghar Me Naukari Karne Ko Kaha Tha Taalab Me Nahi.”

Gopal- “Apke Ghar Me Aag Lag Gai Hai.”
Ravi- “Chinta Karne Ki Avshyakata Nahi Hai, Bimaa Hai.”
Gopal – “Lekin Apki Patni Andar Jal Rahi Hai.”
Ravi – “Koi Fikra Nahi Uska Bhi Bimaa Hai.”

Sharabi Ravi- “(Dusare Sharabi Se) Yaar, Mai Kal Bharat Ka Pradhanamantri Banunga.”
Dusra Sharabi- “Tu To Tab Banega Jab Mai Istifaa De Dunga.”

Ravi Ne Kuchh Sochkar Kaha- “Pitaji, Mai Tumhe Apni Baarat Me Nahi Le Jaunga.”
Pita Ne Aashchryachakit Hokar Kaha- “Kyo Bhai, Aisi Kya Baat Hai?”
Ravi Ne Kaha- “Aap Bhi Muje Apni Baarat Me Nahi Le Gaye The.”

Ravi Ko Uski Maa Ne Pita. To Ravi Bhaagakar Chaarpaai Ke Niche Chhip Gaya.
Uske Pitaji Ghar Aye Aur Puchha- “Ravi Beta Kaha Hai?”
Uski Maa Ne Hath Se Ishara Karte Hue Batayaa Ki Chaarpaai Ke Niche Chip Gaya.
Uske Pitaji Ghar Aye Aur Puchha- “Ravi Beta Kaha Hai ?”
Ravi Bola- “Pitaji,
Kya Apko Bhi Maa Ne Maara Hai Jo Yaha Chhipane Aa Rahe Ho?”

Teacher- “Bachcho, Jo Kuchh Puchhna Ho Puchh Lo. Ab Pariksha Najadik Aa Gayi Hai.”
Ravi- “Bas Aap Itnaa Bata Dijie Ki Prashn-Patra Kis Pres Me Chhap Rahe Hai?”

Kaafi Raat Gaye Ghar Lautane Ke Baad Ravi Ne Minu Se Apni Safai Pesh Karne Ki Koshish Karte Hue Kaha- “Tumhe Pata Hai, Muje Ghar Lautane Me Itni Der Kyo Ho Gayi.”
“Janti Hu. Lekin Tum Apni Mangadhat Kahani Sunaakar Apne Dil Ka Boj Halkaa Kar Lo.”

Chacha- “Ravi, Tu Bada Shaitan Hai.”
Ravi- “Aisa Mat Kahnaa Chachaji, Nahi To Log Aapko Shaitaan Ka Chacha Kahkar Bulayenge.”

Ravi Ke Aspataal Me Daakhil Hone Ki Khabar Paakar Amit Use Dekhne Aspataal Pahuncha. Uske Sar Par, Badan Par Jaha- Taha Pattiya Bandhi Dekh Usne Hairan Hokar Kaha- “Yaar, Abhi Shaam Ko Chh Baje To Maine Tumhe Achchha Khasha Dekha Tha. Tum Minu Ke Sath Juhu Bich Par Baithe The, Achanak Yah Kya Ho Gaya?”
“Yaar, Jo Tumane Dekhaa Thaa Wahi To Meri Patni Ne Bhi Dekh Liya Tha.” Ravi Ne Kaha- “Wah Apne Police Inspektar Bhai Ke Sath Us Samay Waha Ghum Rahi Thi.”

Ravi- “Tumhari Umr Kya Hai?”
Rakesh- “Baarah Saal.”
Ravi- “Pichhle Varsh Bhi Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha.”
Rakesh- “To Kya Mai Apni Baat Par Atal Na Rahu?”

Raju Simaran Ki Ghadi Lekar Ghadisaaj Ke Paas Aya.
“Aap Chabi Kab Bharte Hai?” Ghadisaaj Ne Puchha.
“Raat Me.” Raju Ne Uttar Diya.
“Isaliye Itni Kharab Ho Gai Hai.” Ghadisaaj Bola- “Krupya Subah Chabi Bhara Kare.”

“Tum Hamesha Murkhtapurn Baate Kiya Karti Ho.” Raju Ne Simaran Se Kaha.
Simaran Shant Swar Me Boli- “Sab Sangat Ka Asar Hai, Yaha Aane Se Pahle Mai Aisi Na Thi. Mera B.A. Ka Certificate Is Baat Ki Gawahi Hai.’

“Start Ho Jaane Ke Baad Is Gaadi Ka Break Hi Nahi Lagta.” Simaran Ne Raju Se Kaha.
“Kya Tumne Bhi Is Gaadi Ko Drive Kiya Tha.” Raju Ne Puchha.
“Haa.” Simaran Ne Batayaa.
“Tabhi To Tumharaa Asar Is Gaadi Par Pad Gayaa Hai.” Raju Ne Chhinta Diya.

Mahila Neta Simaran Aurato Ki Ajadi Ke Paksh Me Bhashan De Rahi Thi. Wah Aurato Ko Dimaagi Taur Par Purusho Se Uchch Siddh Karna Chahti Thi. Usne Kaha- “Akhir Pagalkhane Adhiktar Purusho Se Hi Kyo Bhar Rahe Hai? Diwane Adhiktar Purush Hi Kyo Hote Hai?”
Tabhi Waha Maujud Logo Me Upsthit Simaran Ke Premi Raju Ki Awaj Aai. “Are, Unko Diwanaa Banayaa Kisne?”

Sangitakar Raju Se Simaran Ne Kaha- “Kya Aaj Raat Ke Liye Aap Apna Sitaar Aur Tabalaa Muje De Sakte Hai?”
Kyo…. Kya Mera Gana Sun-Sunakar Aaj Aapka Bhi Man Gane Ko Kar Raha Hai?” Kalakaar Raju Ne Kaha.
‘Nahi Aaj Mai Aaram Se Sona Chahti Hu.” Simaran Ne Jawab Diya.

funny sms

Maths Sir: A=B,
B=C, SO A=C.
prove this method wit example.
Student: sir,
i love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all sir.

Jaha Dosti Waha pyar
jaha Pyaar Waha isq
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat
Jaha Mohabat waha Judai
Jaha Judai Waha Dard
Jaha Dard Waha ‘ZANDU BAM’.

Nikli Pyar Ki Baat To Tum Yad Aye
Uthe Dil Me Wo Jazbat To Tum Yad Aye
Yu To Dil Mera Bebas N Rehta Tha
Par Badle Jab Halaat To Tum Yad Aaye…

Farebi Thi Wo Apni Mashuka Samaj Betha
BEWFA Ko Apni ZINDGI Samaj Betha
Hm BEWAKUF the Ya Bad-Nasibi Hmari
Uski DILLAGI ko Chahat Smaj Betha..

PAISA Ayega Jayega
PYAR Ayega Jayega
Lekin Is DOST ka SMS
Ayega
Ayega
Aur
Aata hi Rahega…

Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chhod Do
Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chhod Do
Devdas Ne Kaha Duniya Chhod Do
Appko Kisne Kaha Humse Baat Karna Naa Chhod Do…

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe,
to dard nahi hotaTakleef to tab hoti hai,
Jab log wah-wah karte hain

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum kabke jee chuke,
Ab to sirf dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Kya karen is duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari dhadkano pe bhi aitaraz karte hain.
Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki,
ki dil chura le gayehum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadkan suna gaye…

Rah rah ke apki yad aati hai.Sms na aane ke wajah satati hai.soch rahe zarur koi gam hai.Ya phir aap ke cell main paise kam hai.

Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya,
Ke pagalon ke stock main naya maal ayaa….

Khud ko kar buland itna,
Ke himalaya ke chhoti pe ja pahunche,
Aur khuda tujh se puchhe,
Aabe gadhe ab utre ga kaise.

Agar Hume Dil Mein Basaogi,
To Heart-Attack Se Mar Jaogi

Agar Hume Aankhon Mein Basaogi,
To Chasme Ka Number Badaogi

Agar Hamara Picha Karogi,
To Gatar Mein Ja Girogi

Tum nay meray janazay main akar kiya muskura diya..

bijli chamak gaye sara kafan jala diya…

aashiq apni mehbooba ka aisi dhoop mein intjaar karte hai
jis dhoop mein majdoor kaam karne se inkaar karte hai.

Koi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho… Kyunki… Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or bhi haseen ho jati hai

Ek gaon me thi pan ki dukhan,
Paro ne di devdas ko muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko pan,
Paro ne kaha Shukriya bhaijaan.

(Sorry to Nasir Ahmed Nasir famous Urdu poet of ‘Jab se tune diwana bana rakha
hai, Sang her Shakhsh ne hathooN me Utha rakha hai’)

Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai
MaiN ne nazrooN ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai

Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyoN ho
MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai

Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer
aur ab Chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha hai

Sarey kaprey to jala daley haiN begum ne
tan chupaney ko Banyan phata rakha hai

Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tehra
Jis ne khod ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha hai

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker Nasir
Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai. ..

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam..
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.

miss-u sms

Tumse door rehkar tumhe MISS kiya hamne…
Tumhare liye God se WISH kiya humne…
Tumhari YAAD jab ayi to
Bade pyar ke sath SMS kiya hamne….

Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi yaadein
Ham Se Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein
Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tum se Ye Dost Teri Baatein
Hame Har Pal Yaad aati Hai Teri Chhoti chhoti Baatein.

Milne ki khushi na bachdne ka gam
Na tanha na udas hai HUM
Kaise kahe kaise hai hum….
Bus yu samaj lo
Bahut akele hai HUM…….

I MISS U ITNA,U MISS ME JITNA,
I MISS U TABSE,U MISS ME JABSE,
I MISS U TAB TAK,U MISS ME JAB TAK,
U MISS ME NA JANAY KAB TAK,
BUT I MISS U MURTEY DAM TAK.

1 purani haveli ke band kamre me Dhool se bhari tasveer ke peechhe lage jaale me Phansi makari ki dum par baithe machchhar ki Kasam.
..”i miss u”..

TERI DOSTI KI ROSHNI ITANI HAI KE
HAR TARAF UJALA HI UJALA HAI……
SOCH TA HOON KI…..
SOCH TA HOON KI …….
GHAR KI BIJALI KATWADU AUR
TUJE DIWAR PE LATKA DU…..

YE JO HASINO KE BAAL HOTE HAIN,
LADKO KO FASAANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN,
YE HASINAYAIN PEE JAATI HAIN SAARA KHOON LADKO KA
ISILIYE INKE LIPS ITNE LAL HOTE HAIN.

Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de
Baaho mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de
Hai iss dil mein itna dard, ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega
Monday se intzaar me hoon… Yeh Saturday kab aayega….

sardar jee jokes

I – Original:

‘Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?’
‘I have been to London to see the Queen’
‘Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?’
‘I frightened a little mouse under the chair!’

Punjabi Translation:

‘Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?’
‘Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si’
‘Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?’
‘Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!’

II – Original

‘Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool?’
‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
One for the master, one for the dame, And one for the
little boy who lives
down the lane.’

Punjabi Translation:

‘Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?’
‘Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste,
ek teri woti lai Ek us
munde lai jehra khara raste’.

III – Original

Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men Couldn’t put
Humphty Dumphty
together again

Punjabi Translation:

Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.

Teri yaad nu bura kyun kahiye,
jehri har pal saath nibhaundi ae,
tere naalo ta teri yaad hi changi,
jehri haale v saanu milan aundi ae.

Dukh dil vich luko ke hanju naina vich pro k,
tere aan di udeek asi layi baithe ha,
kar tu Yaqen, sanu bhul jaan waleya asi tere piche duniya bhulai baithe ha.

“Mainu jala deo bhaven daba deo,
jadon mar javan.Ik ghoott mere bullan nu la deo,
mein tajmahal nahi mangda o loko.
bas meri kabr te ik THEKKA khula deo.

Hanjoo Paani Nahi,
Ki Jad Marji Rod Dita.
Pyar Karja Nahi,
Ki Jad Marji Mod Dita.
Kaash Ohne Vi Samjheya Hunda,
Ki Dil Sheesha Nahi Jad Marji Tod Dita.

Pyaar saada dovan da sacha c yaara,
pr is pyar nu assi kade jta na sake..
krde rahe intzaar assi ik duje da..
oh bula na sake te assi ja na sake..

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander.

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de.

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi.

love sms

Likhte Hai Hum Kisi Aur Ke Liye,
Mere Dard Ko Tum Apna Mat Samajna,
Haqikat Mein Hum unhe Chahte Hai Bepanah,
Ishe Tum Mera Sapna Mat Samajna.

Kisi Ko Chao Na Itna Ke Uski Chahat,
Tumhari Kamjori Ban Jaye,
Agar Chaho To Chaho Kisi Ko itna Ke,
Tumhari Chahat Uski Jarurat Ban Jaye.

Ek Lamha Jo Satata Hai,
Na Jane Yeh Dil Kya Chahta Hai,
Kaash Woh Hote Hamari Nazaron,
Ke Samne Par Na Jane Yeh Kaash…,
KAASH He Reh Jaata Hai.

Dil Laganewale Lakho Milenge,
Pyaar Karnewale Hazaro Milenge,
Milne wale Har Roj Milenge,
Per Pyaar Karnewale Hum Jaise Kabhi Nahi Milenge !

Zindagi Kabhi Aap ko Hasaati Hogi,
Kabhi Aap ko Rulati Hoge,
Yaad Karta Hai Koi Aap ko Har Pal,
Is Raftar Bhari Zindagi Mei,
Ek Hichki to aap ko Roj Aati Hogi !

Woh Teri Yaad Ko Seene Se Laga Kar Roye,
Apne Khwabo Mein Tuje Paas Bula kar Roye,
Hazaro Baar Pukara Tuje tanhai Main,
Aur Har Baar Tuje Paas Na Pakar Roye.

Sub Rup Dekhte Hai,
Hum Dil Dekhte Hai,
Sub Sapana Dekhte Hai,
Hum Haqikat Dekhte Hai,
Fark Itna hai,
Hamare or Dusro Ke Bich Main,
Sub Raah Dekhte Hai,
Or Hum Manzil Dekhte Hai.

3:30am
99
missed calls
1
new
number
It’s
me….
Just
to
remind u
That
I am missing you.

Uske Saath Rehte Rehte Chahat Si Ho Gai,
Us Se Baat Karte Karte Hume Aadat Si Ho Gai,
1 Pal Na Mile Toh Bechaini Si Lagti Hai,
Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Us Se,
MOHABBAT Si Ho Gai.

Tumko Chupa Rakha Hai in Palko Main,
Par in ko yeh Batana Nahi Aaya,
Sote Main Bheeg Jati Hai Palke Meri,
Palkon Ko Abhi tak Dard Chupana Nahi Aaya.

Your loving Friend
Shailesh

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai,
Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa,
Khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.

Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon,
Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon,
Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein,
Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon.

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi lowg mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
Kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!

Who ik dost jo pyara sa lagta hain,
Bahut pass hai dil k phir bhi juda sa lagta hain,
Bahut dino se aaya nahi koi paigam uska,
Shayad kisi baat pe khafa sa lagta hain

Zindagi to ek khwab hai,
Woh zindagi kiya jismay khwab nahi hotay,
Hath ke lakiron ko kismat na samajhna,
Kismat unke bhi hote hai, zinkay hath nahi hotay.

Guzre na sham akeli
Ho albeli bulaye tujhe pyaar mera

Palkon ki oth takon main
Rah na sakon main
Bulaye jab pyaar tera

Mousam hay teri aankhon jaisa
Phir apnon se chupna kaisa

Gum sum kyun hay sathi mere
Main to khari houn samne tere
Tuj ko gale se lagaoun
Kaise na aoun
Bulaye jab pyaar tera

Nain mile to chah mile gi
Dil ko dil se rah mile gi

Simat gaye hain fasale dil k
Hum rahi hain ek manzil k
Kab tak ho gi na pouri
Aas adhuri
Bulaye tujhaye pyaar mera

Band na hoon ge pyaar jharoke
Lakh zamana hum ko tooke
Chamkayeen ge rahi andhere
Dil mera aur dharkan teri
Apna hay aik fasana
Pyaar nibhana
Bulaye tujhe pyaar mera…

urdu sms

Tum Bin Jena Esa Hay
Zehr ko Pena Jesa Hay

Tum Se Bichar k Zinda Rehna
Hum Se Pocho kesa Hay

Mera Tum ko Takty Rehna
Chand ko Takny Jesa Hay

Tera Hans k Baaten krna
Khilty Pholon Jesa Hay

Badal Tery Piyar ka Humdum
Aj To Khul k Barsa Hay

Chand ki Nazren Jhuk Jati Hain
Tu DOST Mera EsA he !!!

No

I Am Not Decent
I Am Not Good

I Am Stupid
I Am Mental
I Am Idiot

Aisa Q sochte ho Tum?

Tum jese bhe ho Mere Dost ho.. Got it ;-)

Dost ka pyar kisi dua se kam nhi hota
Wo chahe dor bhi ho to gham nhi hota
Pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati hy
Pr “DOSTI” mein pyar kbi kam nhi hota.

Ham jo tum se mile hain koi ittefaq thori hai
Mil k tum ko chor den koi mazaq thori hai
Agr hoti tum se DOSTI ik had tak to chor dete
Pr hamari tumse DOSTI ka,koi hisaab thori hai
Ab tum dhoondo gay is sms ka jawab
Par “My FRIEND” is sms ka, koi jawab thori hai.

Achy Dost ki 3 Nishanian:
1. Ain time pe apna kamina pan dikha dega.
2. Kameny ko kaam kaho gy to foran kahy ga HO JAYE GA, per 1 din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.
3. Bachiyon ko Poetry or humain Islami msg kary ga.

Din beet jate hain suhani yadin bankar
Batin reh jati hai kahani bankar
Pr dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge
Kabi muskan to kabi Aakhon ka pani ban kar.

Ap jesa dost har ek ka khuwab hota ha
jinka ek alag andaz hota ha
yun to aasman mey taron ka koi hisab nhi
pr ap jasa dost taron ma bhi aftab hota ha.

Hum dosti ka farz yohi nibhate rahen ge,
waqt be waqt aap ko satate rahen ge,
DUA karo umar yo lambi ho hamari,
warna yaad ban kar aap ko zindagi bhar rulate rahen ge.

Kehte hein her baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati,
Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati,
Par dost to dil ka Aaina hota hai,
Aur Aainay se soorat chupaayi nahi jati…

Haqiqaton k kareeb aane k baad,
Samjhe mohabbat ko Dil lagane k baad,
Mujhe apna nahi hai dukh uska hai!
K kon chahe ga itna usey mere jane k baad……?

Aankhon ko intazar ki aadat si ho gai,
Yun he Khayal-e-Yaar ki aadat si ho gai,
Aur doosra koi mily bhi to dil dil manta he nahi,
Humko tere pyaar ki aadat si ho gai.

Tumharay bin nahi rehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Hai tumse bas yehi kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Zaban to keh nahi sakti, Tumhain Ehsaas to hoga,
Meri aankhon ko parh lena, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Tumharay naam kardi hai, Ye puri Zindagi apni,
Bhalay he dukh paray sehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Humhain Ehsaas hai tumko bhi humse pyar hai lekin…
Ye meray saamnay kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai.

Mil k bhi na mil sake,
To juda ho kar kya alag ho payenge
Mana har khushi mil sakti hai humein,
Is zamane se par kye is khushi ko dil
se mehsus kar payenge……

Mein ne Tume Apni wafaon ki zanjeer se Azaad kya

Khudara!
Ye mat puchna k Mein ne khud ko
Tumhari qaid se Azaad kia ya nahi

Yaqeen Jano!
Mein un qediyon mein se hun
Jo khulay darwazay dekh kar bhi
Farar nahi hotey…!!

“Kash”
Sapnay Haqqiqat Hotay
Me har Sapnay Me Tujhe Dehka Kerta

“Kash”
Zindgi Me Har Dua Me Pori hoti
Me Har Dua Me Tujhay Manga Kerta

“Kash”
Zindgi Wafadar Hoti
Me Sari Zindgi Tera Sath Nibhata

“Kash”
Zindgi Me Lafz

“Kash”
Na Hota…..

Kaho,
Woh dasht kaisa tha?
Jidhar sub kuch luta aaye
Jidhar aankhain ganwa aaye

Kaha,
Sailab jaisa tha,
bohot chaha keh bach niklain
magar sub kuch baaha aaye

Kaho,
Woh hijer kaisa tha?
Kabhi choo ker usay dekha
To tum nay kia bhala paya

Kaha,
Bus aag Jaisa tha.

Suno!
Koi bhi Roug de dena
Koi bhi Naam de dena

Nahi Subah sohani to
Ghamo ki Shaam de dena

Magr itni Guzaarish he
Meri Taarik Raton se

Tum apni Chahton ki lo,
Kabhi Madham nhe krna

Faqat Ehsaan ye krna
Muhabbt km nhe krna.

Hum ko pyar itna do k had na rahe,
Magar aitbar b itna karna k shak na rahe,
Wafa itni karna k bewafai na ho,
Aur dua bus itni karna ka kabhi judai na ho..

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajhte hain,
Hum aap ko manzil samjhte hain,
Bara fark hy aap k or hamare nazarye me,
Aap hame Sapna or hum aap ko Apna samajhte hain.

Mohabbaton Main Shumar Kaisa?

Yaqeen Kaisa?
Guman Kaisa?
Urooj Kaisa?
Zawal Kaisa?
Sawal Kaisa?
Jawab Kaisa?

Mohabbatain To Mohabbatain Hain,
Mohabbaton Main Hisab Kaisa?

Zillaat ka Dagar ya asraar ka sagar,

Samandar hai aashnaa ,par shahdab hai dushwaar,

Fida ho har Ashique aisa Rukhsaar ka EK deewaar

Mai hoo tere ishq mei Aur tu hai bekabar

khurram hai ya ibtisaam;chahat ka Kya hai dastoor

Sailaab hai dil mei phir bhi kyu hai qaraar

Tanha Dil mei ye kaisa suroor;ye kaisa nigaar

Zindagi tere chahat mei huva mei is tarah beqaraar…………..

Agar Naseeb ko na hota dard ka pehchan,

Jaazib tabassum ka mehfil hota Apna jaha,

Shikwah na karta koi is Benaam zindagi se,

Dil ka naataa hota kisi maahjabeen se,

Maayoos na ho koi muqaddar apni tanhai se,

Hayaa nahi hai humhe apni Badnami se,

khafaa na ho koi zeenat is taalib ko dek kar,

yaaraanah na hota kaazib Ghazalo se………….

Zindagi Ek registhan si hai,
Na paani milthi aur na pyaas bhujthi,
Kismat hai EK adhura sach,
Waqt ke saath hum nahi,humare sang koi nahi……

Log kehte hamare adaye hai kuch ajnabee sa,
Absaar se ishaarah kyu nahi milthi
Aatish hai ,Shaadaab nahi ye duniya
Zamaane se Is liye apni tabiat nahi milthi………..

Ye zindagi toda hasade Humhe kabhi kabhi,

Varna waqt ke saath weeraan hai hum sabhi,

Hairaan hai ye taalib tere adao pe,

Hayaa nahi humhe apne jazbah pe,

Baqee ho shayad kuch laazim Lamhe ,

Un Tabassum ki nazar to laga de hume bhi kabhi kabhi…………

Ab na raha koi aashiyaan Is dil mei,

Baarish na barse koi pari apne weeraan mehfil mei,

Betaab Safar ka dard hota hai dushwaar,

Dil ke Waahid naftrato se kare na koi iqraar,

IS Khaamosh muskaan se hata na de koi pardah,

Dik na jaaye apne Zasbaat ka koi taabish Daabar,

Registhan ka hasti hoo mei,

Na kare koi shaadaab ka intezaar………

dard-y-dil sms

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi humari
koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi
is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal
koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

Zikr jab bhi aap Apno ka kiya karen…
Naam hamara bhi unme liya karen..
Tareef nahi to burayi hi sahi
par apne Alfazon mein jagah
hamein bhi diya karen

KAGAZ PE HUMNE ZINDAGI LIKH DI,
AANSUON SE SEENCH KAR HAR KHUSHI LIKH DI,
DARD KO JAB HUMNE UBHARA LAFZO PE,
LOGO NE KAHA WAH KYA GAZAL LIKH DI.

Aaj bahut yaad aa rahe ho tum..
Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho tum..
Na jaane kyun aisa lagta hai k saamne khade hokar…
Mujhe ab tak rula rahe ho tum.

Woh mil jaate hain humein ek kahani bankar..
Dil mein bas jaate hain ek nishaani bankar..
Jinhen hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein…
Kyun nikal jaate hain in aankhon se woh pani bankar

Pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega
bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega
na woh log honge na unkibaatein
yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart
know why?
guess wht it is
simply bcoz a sweet person like you,
is always close to my heart and far from my eyes

Koi hasae to has lete hai
dil me dard ho to ro lete hai
nind waise bhi kam aati hai
par sapno me tum aaoge
yeh soch ke so lete hai

Raat hogi to chand dikhai dega
khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega
mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna
ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega

Dhoka diya tha jab tumne muijhe
dil se me naraz thi
phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du
magar woh dil bhi tumhare pass tha

Dil ka zakhm zuban pe laya nahin kerte
hum apniaankhon se aanso bahaya nahin kerte
zakhm kitne gehre kyon na ho
hum apne hoton se muskurahat hataya nahin kerte …

Tute dile se phucho dard kya hota hai,
Koi pass hokar bhi dur jab hota hai
Hum nahi kehta ke us ka kusur hai
Kasoor apna tha Esliya dil majboor hota hai.

Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,
Maar bhi jau to koi gham nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle anchal tumhara ho.

Tanhaai me jab beete lamho ki yaad aati hai,
Kya kahen jism se jaan chali jaati hai,
Yun to unki berukhi yaad hai humein,
Per aankhe band kare to surat unki nazar aati hai.

Dhalti raat ka khula ehsas hai,
Mere dil me teri jagah kuch khas hai,
Tum nahi ho yahan mujhe malum hai,
Par dil kahta hai ki tu dil ke paas hai.

Mere chehre se utha do kafan,
Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki.
Meri laash abhi mat jalana,
Mujhe umeed hai unke aane ki.
Baba Shan

“PATHAR KI YEH DUNIYA JAZBAT NAHI SAMAJHTI
DIL ME HAI JO WOH BAT NAHI SAMAJHTI
TANHA TOH CHAND BHI HAI SITARON KE BEECH
MAGAR CHAND KA DARD BEWAFA RAAT NAHI SAMAJHTI ”

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi humari
koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi
is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal
koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

Zikr jab bhi aap Apno ka kiya karen…
Naam hamara bhi unme liya karen..
Tareef nahi to burayi hi sahi
par apne Alfazon mein jagah
hamein bhi diya karen

KAGAZ PE HUMNE ZINDAGI LIKH DI,
AANSUON SE SEENCH KAR HAR KHUSHI LIKH DI,
DARD KO JAB HUMNE UBHARA LAFZO PE,
LOGO NE KAHA WAH KYA GAZAL LIKH DI.

Aaj bahut yaad aa rahe ho tum..
Aankhen band hain phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho tum..
Na jaane kyun aisa lagta hai k saamne khade hokar…
Mujhe ab tak rula rahe ho tum.

Woh mil jaate hain humein ek kahani bankar..
Dil mein bas jaate hain ek nishaani bankar..
Jinhen hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein…
Kyun nikal jaate hain in aankhon se woh pani bankar

pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega
bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega
na woh log honge na unkibaatein
yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega

sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart
know why?
guess wht it is
simply bcoz a sweet person like you,
is always close to my heart and far from my eyes

koi hasae to has lete hai
dil me dard ho to ro lete hai
nind waise bhi kam aati hai
par sapno me tum aaoge
yeh soch ke so lete hai

raat hogi to chand dikhai dega
khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega
mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna
ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega

dhoka diya tha jab tumne muijhe
dil se me naraz thi
phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du
magar woh dil bhi tumhare pass tha

dil ka zakhm zuban pe laya nahin kerte
hum apniaankhon se aanso bahaya nahin kerte
zakhm kitne gehre kyon na ho
hum apne hoton se muskurahat hataya nahin kerte …

Sachin Rathi

Dard banke dil me chhupa kaun hai,
reh-reh kar isme chubhta kaun hai,
ek taraf dil hai aur ek taraf aaina,
dekhna hai is baar pehle tut-ta kaun hai

Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron.

Dard Ki Barish Sahi Maddham Zara Aahista Chal,
Dil Ki Mitti Hai Abhi Tak Nam Zara Aashista Chal,
Tere Milne Aur Phir Tere Bichhad Jane Ke Bich,
Faasla Ruswai Ka Hai Zara Aahista Chal,
Apne Dil Hi Mein Nahi Hai Uski Mehrumi Ki Yaad,
Uski Aankhon Mein Bhi Hai Shabnam Zara Aahista Chal,
Koi Hi Ho Humsafar Na Ho Khush Is Qadar,
Ab Ke Logon Mein Wafa Hai Kam Zara Aahista Chal….

friendship sms

1. Ek hansi jo hansa de,
Ek aansu jo rula de,
Ek aarzu jo jaga de,
Ek chahat jo samajh le,
Har aahat jo jaan le,
Usi rishtey ka nam dosti hain.

2. Beshak kuch waqt ka intezaar mila humko,
Par khuda se badhkar yaar mila humko,
Na rahi tammana kisi jannat ki,
Ae dost teri dosti se vo pyar mila humko.

3.Tera khayal dil se na jaye to kya karu,
Reh reh kar teri yaad aye to kya karu,
Kehte hai khwaabon mein hogi mulakat,
Raat bhar neend hi na aye to kya kaaru.

4. Dil mein tumhare apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankho mein aansuon ki nami chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna mujhe dhoondhte firoge ek din,
Jab hum ye zindagi chod jayenge.

5. Aapko lagta hai ki humne apko bhula rakha hai,
Aap nahi jaante dil mein kahi chupa rakha hai,
Dekh na le in aankho mein apko koi,
Isliye palko ko bhi chupa rakha hai.

Do tell me ur views.
Thanks and regards
Divya

Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar;
milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ;
hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar;
phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar.
………… ……… ……… ………
todne ke liye wada kiya nahi jata.
soch samajkar pyar kiya nahi jata.
yakin karo pyar ho ya dosti ,
agar dil se ki ho toh uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nahi jata
………… ……… ……… ………
Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar,
Hum to teri aakhon se pee lenge,
Tu mat aa lakin aane ka wada to kar,
Hum tere intjar mein jee lenge…
………… ……… ……… ………
SAPNO KI DUNIA SAJA RAKHI HAI,
MOHABAT KI JYOTI JALA RAKHI HAI,
MERE DIL KO AB KOI NHI BACHA SAKTA,
PATHAR DIL SE PYR KI UMEED JO LAGA RAKHI HAI.

Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti,
har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti,
na jaane khuda kaun si saza de raha hai,
jo aaj kal aapse baat nahi hoti…
Arvind Kumar Nigam

Kia khabar tum ko dosti kia hai
Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi hai

Khwahishon say bhara jazeera bhi hai
Bohat anmol ik heera bhi hai

Dosti ik haseen khwab bhi hai
Pass say dekho tou sarab bhi hai

Dukh milnay pe ye azab bhi hai
Aur ye piyar ka jawaz bhi hai

Dosti yoon tou maya jaal bhi hai
Ik haqeeqat bhi hai khayal bhi hai
Kabhi furqat kabhi vissal bhi hai

Kabhi zameen kabhi falak bhi hai
Dosti jhoot bhi hai such bhi hai
Dil main reh jaiay tou kassuk bhi hai

Kabhi ye haar kabhi jeet bhi hai
Dosti saaz bhi sangeet bhi hai
Sheir bhi nazam bhi geet bhi hai

Wafa kia hai wafa bhi dosti hai
Dil say nikli dua bhi dosti hai
Bus itna samajh lay tou

Piyar ki inteha bhi dosti hai ………

Mann Mein Aapki Har Baat Rahegi,
Basti Chhoti Hai Magar Aabad Rahegi,
Chahe Hum Bhula Dein Zamane Ko,
Magar Aapki Ye Pyari Dosti Hamesha Yaad Rahegi!

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

Its not an achievement to make 1000’s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000’s years.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because….. if He did, I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

sweet sms

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston ke liye haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dosti ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dosti ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! �

kaun kehta hai ishq me bas ikraar hota hai
kaun kehta hai ishq me bas inkaar hota hai
tanhai ko tum bebasi ka naam na do
kyunki ishq ka doosra naam hi intezar hota hai

dete ho kyun ye dard bus humi ko
kya samjhoge tum in ankho ki nami ko
yun to honge lakho deewane is chand kay
chand kya mehsus karega ek tare ki kami ko

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

famous hindi sms

Lut raha hai mairay khawabon ka mehul aur main khamosh hu Bun rhi hai teri yad qatil aur main khamosh hu. Jo kuch tha mairay pas wo sub kuch to lut chuka Ub

..............broken heart sms...........

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Har sapna sacha nahi hota,hur phool gale ka har nahi hota,Yu to zindagi mein hazaron milte hain,Par hur kisisi pyar nahi hota

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Forever, you promised
Forever, a lie
You promised the moon
And the stars in the sky

..............broken heart sms...........

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Aasoo-on Ke Chalne Ki Aawaz Nahi Hoti,
Dil Ke Totne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti,
Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsaas,
To Usey Dard Denay Ki Aadat Nahi Hoti!

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So I guess that I'm the loser
Cause you've found someone new
But I'm still here, still all alone
Just crying over you...

..............broken heart sms...........

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Jaise chahate hum unhe
vo bhi chahate to koi baat hoti
paane ka armaan to tha,
bin maange mil jate to kya bat hoti

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So I guess that I'm da loser
Cause u hav found some1 new
But I'm still here, still all alone
Just crying over u

..............broken heart sms...........

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Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye
Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye
Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye
Jo main ro paroon to woh aansoo bahaye

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Musafir Toh Bichar Jate Hein Rafaqat Kub Badalti He....
Muhabbat Zinda Rehti He, Muhabbat Kub Badalti He.....
Tumhi Ko Chahte Hein Aur Tumhi Se Pyar Karte Hein....
Ye He Barson Ki Adat Aur Adat Kub Badalti He....

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Waqt guzarta raha,
par sansey thami thi,
Muskura rahe the hum,
Par ankho mein nami thi,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jaane kyun tumhari kami thi...

..............broken heart sms...........

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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai

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Great mind contains ideas and reasons; scientific mind contains formulas and figures; my mind contains only U my Sweet Heart!

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Wo Haans Kr Mily Hum Pyar Samjh Bathy,
Faqat Ulfat Ko Hi Izhar Smjh Bathy,
Itni Ache To Na The Qismat Humare,
Khud Ko Un Ke Chahat Ka Haqdaar Smjh Bathey

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Pal pal tarsy�thy us pal k liy
pal aya bhi to kuch pal Ky liy
socha tha osay zindagi ka ek hasin pal bana lenge
par wo pal ruka bhe to bas ek pal ky liy

..............broken heart sms...........

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I reeally luv YU ... Buh YU luv sum 1 else
Wen I Cee U
I cant cloze my eyes
I jus want YU 2 sey how much I care abt YU
Mey I cud sey YU at sum Timee .....
I Luv YU Mor Than My self

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Milnaa ittafaaq thaa bichernaa naseeb thaa,
Woh itnaa door ho gayaa jitnaa Kareeb thaa,
Bastee key saaray log hi aatish parrast they,
Jaltaa rahaa mayra gher aur samander Kareeb thaa.

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Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai?

Barasti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q Hai?

Jiski Nazron Mein Tu Kuch B Nahin!

Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai?

..............broken heart sms...........

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Dil main hur raaaz dabaa key rakhtay hein
Honton pay Muskaan sajaa key rakhtay hein..
ye duneeya sirff Khushee mein saath daytee hai..
iss liye hum apnay aansoo chupaaa kay rakhtey hein

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Wohh pal aiysaa thaa kay inkaar ker naa paaye,
Duneeyaa kay dar say ikraar ker naa paaye,
Naa thee Zindagee jiss kay binaa mumkin,
Uss ney chorh diyaa aur hum sawaal bee naa ker paaye.

Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskrate pal,
Dilse juda hai apna bita hua kal
Kabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me,
Ab waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaz k note kamane me.

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Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar,Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!

hindi urdu sms, urdu shayari, hindi urdu messages, hindi urdu jokes

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Har khomoshi mein ek baat hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho ya na ho par aapki khushi k liye roz fariyad hoti hai.

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Dosti ki mahek ishq se kam nahi hoti,
Ishq pe hi zindgi khatm nahi hoti,
Agar sath ho zindgi men achche dosto ka,
Zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahi hoti.

hindi urdu sms, urdu shayari, hindi urdu messages, hindi urdu jokes

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Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulakat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
Aur Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.

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Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen,
Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen,
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan,
Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan.

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Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,
jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte…

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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

hindi urdu sms, urdu shayari, hindi urdu messages, hindi urdu jokes

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Aap khubsurat hain itne, ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai, hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil, aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai. Good Morning.

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• Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.

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• Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai,
teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.

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• Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

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• Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.

hindi urdu sms, urdu shayari, hindi urdu messages, hindi urdu jokes

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• Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad karte hai.

best hindi sms

Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,
Dost tarse teri yari ko,
Yar tarse pyar ko,
hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!

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A B
C D
E F
G H
I J
K L
M N
O P
Q R
S T
V W
X Y Z

have I missed
something?

yes..

i missed "U"

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Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...

Khushbu teri sath laya...

Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...

Ke Lagta hai ki...

Aaj bhi TU...

Nahin
'NAHAYA'.....
PERFUME LAGAYA..

..........sweet sms..........

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nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy, nobody likes u, nobody misses u, nobody buy good things for u, nobody cares about u, Dont cry nobody is my name

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Mandir main Jaap karta hu,
Man main prabhu ka nam leta hu,
Kahin Insan se Khuda na ban jaun,
isliye tumhe SMS karke
roz ek Paap karta hu!!

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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!

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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

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Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

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Life is only traveled ONCE,
Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY.
Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice day..

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Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta

..........sweet sms..........

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Duniya mein 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
..... Paisa ..................
.......Maut............
.........aur.........
.........aur......]
.......aur.......
aur.........
mera SMS

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love is gr8, love is fine, it picks u up wen u r down, I love u and i always will, uve filled a space no one can fill.

..........sweet sms..........

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GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!!

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Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

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Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hai armano k liye dost 1 mehfil hai anjano k liye dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye

Car Se takrakar kabutar behosh ho gaya.

Kisi ne usay uthakar pinjare mai may rakh diya.

Hosh aane par "Aalila me jail mai, car wala mar gaya kya?"

.........funny sms......

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3 mice were boasting about their bravery Mouse1: I poisoned the dogs meat Mouse2: I ate cheese from the trap Mouse3:Guys I'm leaving,i hav a date with my cat

.........funny sms......

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Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

.........funny sms......

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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

.........funny sms......

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Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
.
Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b bnd ho jae ga

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Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chalao?
Pathan's wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar fan on karengy to candle nahi bujh jayege kia.

.........funny sms......

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I m flower bt rose is u

I m star bt moon is u

I m stone bt diamond is u

I m sky bt sun is u

I m tree bt

Us pe latka bandar is u....:p

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

.........funny sms......

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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

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Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women

.........funny sms......

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly...

top free sms sending sites

There are hundreds of websites which offer sending SMS services in India & US but most of these dont work out because you need to buy some SMS credits and run these services and some of these buy paid credits on customers behalf and make the money back from the member’s subscriptions or advertising on their websites.

Lets discuss about some websites which offer these services

1. 160by2 a service which was started a year back and has become a huge hit because of their excellent features. Basically this service just allows you to send in a SMS message to any mobile phone in India which is 80 characters long and they automatically attach a 80 characters sized text based relevant[contexual] advertisement in order to make money from this service. Even though this service has ads in each SMS, the users got fan of this and have promoted it a lot within their network. Currently the members base of 160by2 has increased over a million users and this was just possible in a year. Every SMS sent will be recieved by the user as a message from 160by2.com and the senders number is not displayed.
2. Way2SMS is another free SMS sending service which offers more SMS sending characters limits which is upto 92 characters and thats more better than 160by2 sms service. The balance SMS space is occupied by similar contexual ads also called as mobitisements. This service is also supported on wap.
3. Jaxtr is a service which was launched in March 2007 which has a real huge membership of 10 million + with members from around 220 countries and they not only offer free sms service but also offers free calls recieving from all over the world making it the worlds largest talk network. These guys offer your phone number of your member pages from which others can give you a call by keeping your phone number private. You just need to signup with them, verify your mobile phone by entering your number and entering the confirmation on their test call.
4. Gii SMS Messages : Send SMS in India : A website run by me offers you with different text messages based on the different occassions and festivals in India and the SMS sending feature offers you with sending messages all over the world and not just limited to India, though currently the cellular network carriers are limited and i will try to add up more in the future.
5. GizmoSMS is another free International SMS service using which you can send a SMS to any country all over the world. Even though there are no charges for sending a SMS but the reciever may get charged for recieving a SMS and this depends on the carrier and their services. This service also offers a feature of free calls where you can call up the person whom you have sent a free SMS.
6. Atrochatro is a free sms sending service with a twist, which means they not only offer free sms sending to india but also offers numerous other services like free SMS samples for different occassions with games, free-ecards and lot more. Most of these services are useful to mobile phone users and this is the very reason it has recently recieved a huge hit.
7. IndyaRocks is a social networking website whose one small feature is sending SMS to registered members all over the world. You just need to signup , confirm and verify your phone in order to send a free SMS also called as ‘Mobile Graffiti Wall’ service which is the profile page on IndyaRocks.com. Also another unique service by this website is that they offer Group SMS service by sending a SMS to all your friends at the same time which may be useful at times of occassions and every verified and registered member in your group can recieve your sent SMS.
8. Text4Free : Text4free is a free SMS & MMS Sending service from your computer with international sending features. Also features tools to add free sms sending to myspace and SMS sending to over 100 countries all over the world.

make free mobile call

PC to PC calls have always been around for quite some time, but now you can make calls to standard telephones for free. I have gathered some of the best websites that offer free international calls. On the top of my head I have:

Make And Receive Free Calls To India With Google Voice

So the word is out, Google Voice has rolled out more invitations to more people as they have bought 1 million phone numbers. Google Voice is basically an integration of Grand Central into Google Umbrella with more features and more goodies. The title of this article says that you can make and receive free calls to India with Google Voice but this is true for any country. You can make and receive free calls to Pakistan, Singapore, UK, Dubai, UAE and virtually any country using Google Voice where you have internet connection. So how does that work? Lets go step by step

First of all you need to get an invitation from Google Voice (That is the toughest Part). If you have been following Google Voice Launch, you might have registered your email to get the notification. If you have, you will get the invitation soon. Let's start from the point where you got the invitation already.

1. Google currently doesn't allow you to register from outside USA. So if you are outside USA and got an invitation to Google Voice, you might want to use one of those proxy servers to pretend that you are from USA. Finish the registration process.

2. Second step is to get one of the USA local phone number. You can easily look for an area code based on the USA Map. Pick the area code that is close to your relative or a place where any of your relatives belong to. Once you choose your area code, Google Voice will give you list of Free available incomingphone numbers, pick the one that is easy to remember for you.

3. The next step is to add one of the phone number to your Google Voice. Now that you are not from USA, you probably won't have USA number. Don't worry, Google has an option to include your Gizmo5 account to your Google Voice. So for that, you can read this article that guides you through how to create free voip phone with free incoming number. You can skip the IPKall registration part. As long as you have Gizmo5 account, you are good to go.

4. Now that you have Gizmo5 account, go to Google Voice ->Settings->Phones. Click on Add new phone number and select "Gizmo" from the drop down. Now enter your Gizmo5 number that starts with 747.

5. Once you add this number, Google Voice will call you on your Gizmo5 number to verify the account. When you Gizmo5 rings, enter the two digit code to confirm your Gizmo phone number.

6. Now you have tied your Gizmo5 account with Google Voice. SO you have one Free USA incoming number that will your Gizmo5 account.

7. Now if you have friends/relatives from USA, you can add their phone numbers to your Google Contacts. When you want to call any USA number, just click on a Call button and enter a USA number that you want to call for free and then select your Gizmo number to call.

8. Your Gizmo number will ring first, once you pick up your Gizmo call, it will be connected to the USA number that you dialed.

9. Similarly, you can give out your Google Voice number to your friends and family in USA to receive free calls to your country.

This was a basic tutorial on how you can make and receive free calls to India, Pakistan, Singapore, UAE, Afghanistan or any country using Google Voice.

tuitalk

Yes, you are hearing it right. Now the day has come when you can actually make free calls to India. All you need is Internet and a computer and you are good to make free pc to phone calls. Whether you’re using your laptop in L.A. or your mobile phone in Malaysia, you can make free phone calls to India.

And for that matter, you can actually make free calls to 40 coutries worldwide.

So what's the catch?

Tuitalk is Basically it is an advertisement based service. Before your call connects, you will watch a short video ad. These advertisers are sponsoring your call.

All you have to do is, join their network, download the software and fill out your profile details. Tuitalk offers about 10 minutes of free calls each day but to get the most minutes daily, you have to fill out your extended profile.

You can talk as long as your sponsorship lasts for your call. An indicator on your computer screen will tell you how much time you have left.

Tuitalk also provides mobile application that you can download on your iPhone or Windows Smart phone and can make free mobile to india mobile calls. I tried installing the Windows smart phone application but the .CAB file is not packaged properly and when I click to download, I get some junk characters on the screen (my cellphone is not downloading the file, instead it opens up in the browser). Tuitalk website is also sluggish. But hey.. you get your Free Calling minutes to India and worldwide.

free calls fom yahoo massenger

1. Download the latest Yahoo Messanger yeh to hoga sabh kai pas

2.Type the Following Number +18003733411 in the Red Box Shown Below and Press Enter.


3.After Pressing Enter a small Window will open showing Connecting a Call to that number . Shown Below


4. Now Listen the Call And Wait Untill She Say "Free Calls" .

5. When she Says Free Calls Use Your Microphone and Say Free Calls (Don't forgot to unmute your microphone Voice in Volume Properties By Right Click on Volume Icon in your Task Bar and then click on properties and then Advanced and then unclick mute button under Microphone).

6. Now Click on the Dialpad As Shown Below To dial the Number.


7. Now The Dial Pad Opens Like Below


. 8Now Dial The Number In format Country code followed by friends number whom you want to call.
Example : 919457196088 where 91 is country code for India and 9457196088 is phone number.

After dialing wait 2 sec for phone call to connect . After that You can call Upto 5 minutes.

Ibibo

make free calls from your pc to any mobile all over in world.joine ibibo for free.they will provide you initial 30 min. free of cost.then 8 min/frnd you invited toibibo.

FreeRinger

Freeringer is a web-based flash application which allows users to make free internet calls from their computer to fixed line phones or cell phones in more than 30 countries worldwide. Just like iCall and Evaphone you don't require to download any software but you need to register an account first. Once you're logged in, you will see a dial-pad and your Talkster roster right to it. Upon first connection there will be only one contact Echo Test Call, which is helpful to test your audio subsystem and network capabilities. After you confirm usage of your microphone, you will be connected to a voice prompt guiding you through echo test service.

Adjust your microphone and speaker volume and enjoy free calls.

EvaPhone

Another great way to make free calls is with EvaPhone. Simply visit the website and start making calls right away. The only restriction is that there is a limit to free calls based on the country you are calling. You can check out the FREE call limit to all countries

iCall

iCall is a web service that allows you make calls up to 3 minutes to any destination in the US and Canada. iCall free calling for the web is still in it's beta stage and doesn't require you to download any software in order for you to make these calls. They use VoIP technology which utilizes your existing internet connection and your PC to plug you directly in to the regular telephone.